Sporting Gear Guru T-Shirts

'I don't care if your parents can't afford proper ones,you're not boxing in oven gloves!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

I guess she had other plans for you.

Sport Utility Boot.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

He did love tinkering on his cars.

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Deregulated Baseball

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

"Forgotten anything?"

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Hair Style Menu

Man checks the gears in his chest.

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

At the golf detox clinic.

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Economic order in Cuba

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'

'Just remember at the Olympics the finish line has become the bottom line.'

'No. This is our top-of-the-line lightweight hiking tent. It's meant to be tight.

So which is it? Baseball or Lacrosse? For baseball, I've gotta get a glove, uniform and shoes, for about $200. For lacrosse, I need gloves, helmet, chest protector, uniform and stick, for $350. Hmm