Sporting Gear Guru T-Shirts

'I don't care if your parents can't afford proper ones,you're not boxing in oven gloves!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

I guess she had other plans for you.

Sport Utility Boot.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

"Forgotten anything?"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Deregulated Baseball

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Hair Style Menu

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

At the golf detox clinic.

Economic order in Cuba

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'

'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?'

'No. This is our top-of-the-line lightweight hiking tent. It's meant to be tight.

'Just remember at the Olympics the finish line has become the bottom line.'