Nature Adherents T-Shirts

Leopards do change their spots

Life is for the birds.

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Privates Beach"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Bees SOS

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Feline Evolution.

Shell Fire

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

SPOONING CACTI

"The Nominees"

How's the new one?

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'