Nature Adherents Gifts

Leopards do change their spots

Life is for the birds.

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Privates Beach"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Bees SOS

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Shell Fire

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

How's the new one?

"The Nominees"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

SPOONING CACTI

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'