Naturist Advocates Gifts

Adam and Eve and Teddy

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Privates Beach"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"The Nominees"

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Ecological balance.

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Grass huggers.

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Save the river.

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

The Destruction of the Environment

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

Hope...

Crime Scene