Naturist Enthusiasts Gifts

"I don't like the look of that new member."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Life is for the birds.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

Polluted geese

Romantic Giraffes

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A large leaf falling on a dog

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Welcome Spring.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Bears catching fish

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'