Mountain Adherent Pillows

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

'Echo Tourism'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Snowmobull

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Skier and his dog.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Skiing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"All the celebrities come here."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Recalculating