Wilderness Advocate Pillows

After we hibernate, there's always so many take out menus to gather up

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Tallyho!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'I blame global warming!'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Government a la Carte

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Climate Crisis

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.