Wolf Pack Observer Gifts

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Bears catching fish

"Mind the whale, dear."

Duck Hunt

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Beaver tower