Wolf Pack Dynamics Gifts

Sorry son, but your friends are right: becoming an alpha male is not hereditary...

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Welcome to the Team

Dogs

Gym Dog

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Dog Training.

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

Wolf Watching the Sunset

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

Goodnight Moon

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

'I'd like to have his wolf teeth removed.'

"My daddy has a broken leg, so I need to mark his territory for him..."

"I thought being eaten by wolves would be different."

"You do know, don't you, that Frank was raised by sopranos. . .?"