Mud Mask Aficionado Gifts

'Let me know if it works - I'll try some on the roses!'

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The Cougher

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I love rock festivals!'

Face Mask Romance

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Louisiana Mask Mandate

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Tribal masks.

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Covid-19, Mask Up

"I used to be a veterinarian."

Squeal like a pig!

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'