Mud Mask Aficionado Pillows

'Let me know if it works - I'll try some on the roses!'

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The Cougher

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

Playing pig

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I find wearing a mask helps."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Don't have a hot flush....

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Face Mask Romance

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Squeal like a pig!

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'