Mud Sculptor Gifts

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Glastonbury. After.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Playing pig

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Sand Snowmen

Son burying his dad in sand

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Pottery