Mud Sculptor T-Shirts

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Glastonbury. After.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Sand Snowmen

Son burying his dad in sand

'I love rock festivals!'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Pottery