Dough Sculptor T-Shirts

'It's my masterpiece!... Made completely of dough - The leaning tower of Pizza!'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Doughboy Dad

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Ice-Cube-IV

"How are your latte art classes going?"

Baker

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

'Dang.'

"Garbage in, great books out."

Igloo Windfarm.

Souffle recipe book floats away.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

Origami Mail

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

"I read your manuscript with interest."

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Show off!'

'Best Seller'

"Here comes your order of Play-Doh."

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

"He was okay with the spell check but he gets mad when it starts to correct the arc of his narrative development!"

'It's questionable whether your book, Life of a Nobody' will make a Nobody a Somebody!'

"Very few new ideas come into Arthur's head anymore. He's living on his fat."

Rebellious Typewriters

"Yes, I did say you needed to back up all your date. But there's an easier way than handwriting thousands of pages."

Noughts and Crosses Cake Icing.