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Baker

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Snow Devil

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

New music conference

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Music producers.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Man standing in front of giant snowball

The Sculptor

"Is his nose locally grown?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Snow Crime

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

UFO and snowman