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Baker

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Snow Devil

Snowman

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

New music conference

"No, Doris, not implants!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Music producers.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

The Sculptor

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Snow Crime

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

Sand Snowmen

UFO and snowman