Dirt Aficionado Mugs

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

How Gary got his groove back.

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

User friendly soil.

"I've been interfacing with mud."