Desktop Dirt Enthusiast Mugs

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Thank God It's Friday.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Essex computer.

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Working Vacation.

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

How Gary got his groove back.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

User friendly soil.

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'We were mud wrestling.'

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."