Dirt Connoisseur Mugs

Start their day with a smile using our humorous dirt connoisseur mugs. Perfect for coffee or tea lovers who are passionate about soil and gardening, these mugs add a playful touch to their daily routine.

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"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus." mockup

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

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"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!" mockup

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

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College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room mockup

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

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"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. Itâ��s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. Itâ��s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

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"Joel! Killer crust!"

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"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now." mockup

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

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'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.' mockup

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

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'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.' mockup

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

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"I know it is of this earth...."

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'Time to buy.'

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"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt." mockup

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

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"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap." mockup

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

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Bob’s Museum

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'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.' mockup

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

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"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

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'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!' mockup

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

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"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

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'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.' mockup

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

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'We think he has a future in politics.' mockup

'We think he has a future in politics.'

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'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.' mockup

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

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'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.' mockup

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

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'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!' mockup

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

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'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.' mockup

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

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"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights." mockup

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

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A catch-all is born.

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How Gary got his groove back.

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'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!' mockup

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

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'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!' mockup

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

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'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!' mockup

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

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YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts. mockup

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

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'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.' mockup

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

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'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.' mockup

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

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User friendly soil.

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"I'm running a loose ship."

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Dirt Connoisseur Mugs Collection

Dirt Connoisseur Pillows

Add some soil-loving charm to their space with our decorative pillows featuring playful and earthy designs.

Dirt Connoisseur Prints

Browse our artistic prints that wonderfully showcase a love for dirt, perfect for decorating any gardener’s space.

Dirt Connoisseur T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty t-shirt to celebrate your dirt connoisseur friend’s passion for soil and gardening.