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"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

Scuba diver using beer rather than air.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

Oceanography Dept. He's obsessed with seafloor research. He never even thinks about anything else. He has knowledge about depth but not depth of knowledge.

Good Ship Lollipop

'It's the aquarium...'

Scuba diving in the Gulf of Hormuz

To be as inconspicuous as possible, Dr. Bloom designed his bathysphere to look like something...well, edible.'

'Have you farted?'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'I wish I was creative'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Dollphins

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'Thar she blows!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"I'll have a man overboard!"