Unexpected Explorers T-Shirts

Tourists finding a path

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Teenagers!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Quantum Psychic

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

Planet of the Ants

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'How am I doing?'

"Peter and I spent the summer re-wilding the children."

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Mowing the Jungle

Tunnel of Dove.

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."