"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."
Off-the-beaten-path Wanderer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your adventurous soul with a love for the unconventional? Our collection celebrates the off-the-beaten-path wanderer—think creatively inspired, quirky, and inspiring products designed to fuel their passion for discovery and exploration. Whether they’re trekking through lesser-known trails or dreaming of distant, undiscovered places, these gifts add a personal touch to their journey.
Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.
"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."
'Why can't you admit you're lost?'
"It seemed like miles to me!"
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'
Public footpath on a desert island.
"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."
Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.
Lost in Admiration
"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."
A Day in the Life of Squirrels
Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.
"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"
"Holy water, holy water...."
"Free why-fi.”
"We're looking for our local post office."
Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.
"He's mad at God."
'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'
I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.
Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.
"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."
How to deal with weeds
"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."
"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."
Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man
The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.
"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."
"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."
Wise Man Souvenir Stand.
Two words, my friend...Yak dung.
Leaves Falling in Heaven.
'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'
Off-the-beaten-path Wanderer Gifts Collection
Off-the-beaten-path Wanderer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for wanderers who love discovering secret places and offbeat adventures—each one inspiring new journeys with every sip.
Off-the-beaten-path Wanderer Pillows
Put a cozy spin on their travel tales with pillows inspired by undiscovered landscapes and secret trails—ideal for resting after an adventure.
Off-the-beaten-path Wanderer Prints
Bring the spirit of exploration into their home with prints showcasing hidden treasures and off-the-beaten-path destinations—perfect for the adventurous decor.
Off-the-beaten-path Wanderer T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the explorer who cherishes the thrill of discovering uncharted territories and hidden gems—wear their passion on their sleeve.