Trouble-busting Adventurer Gifts

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Child driving a toy car

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Colours

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Flava Superba

Other Fiction

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Chattanooga choo choo

Child breaks fish bowl whilst playing with toy rocket

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'