Frequent Travelers Gifts

Business-Class.

"Black coffee and bran muffin... big mistake."

'Dad, we've been South and North so many times... Can't we go East and West for a change?'

"They come back to the same spot every year to mate!"

You called? What can I do for you?

'Do you always root for your home town team?' 'No, I root for the visiting team when we're on the road.'

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

A private jet takes off

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"