Frequent Traveling Gifts

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Free WiFi

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Zoo.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Carefree luggage.

The fate of the emigrant

Sloaney Pony.

Flags

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

On holiday.

Easter Island legs

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Holiday time.