Frequent Travel For Work Gifts

'You've got to admire their candor.'

'There's no point in arguing with him, sir he doesn't speak English.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The World's Easiest Airport

Touring Cyclist

Packed like sardines

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

A private jet takes off

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Commutobile

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Fur Baby

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Expense account or regular?"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Monday: Next 7 exits.