Frequent Travel For Work Mugs

'You've got to admire their candor.'

'There's no point in arguing with him, sir he doesn't speak English.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

The World's Easiest Airport

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Touring Cyclist

Packed like sardines

Is Driving Doomed?

A private jet takes off

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Commutobile

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"Expense account or regular?"

Fur Baby

I hate monday mornings.