Work Trips Mugs

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World's Easiest Airport

A private jet takes off

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Expense account or regular?"

Technological Dependence.

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Airport

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'He must be going economy!'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

Airport Bored Rooms

'Business or pleasure?'

"Hell: The Airport"

Business-Class.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Airline Mergers.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

"I told you Science was fun!"