Work Trips Prints

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

The World's Easiest Airport

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

A private jet takes off

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Technological Dependence.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'He must be going economy!'

Airport Bored Rooms

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

'Business or pleasure?'

Business-Class.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Hell: The Airport"

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Airline Mergers.

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.