Going On A Business Trip Prints

"Can I get a wake-up call for 6 a.m., and then a dire warning at 7:15?"

'I'll be back Friday - don't try anything funny while I'm away.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Carefree luggage.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

The World's Easiest Airport

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Expense account or regular?"

Technological Dependence.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Airport

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

Be open to help.

'He must be going economy!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

Airport Bored Rooms

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Mass Travel

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...