Going On A Business Trip Pillows

"Can I get a wake-up call for 6 a.m., and then a dire warning at 7:15?"

'I'll be back Friday - don't try anything funny while I'm away.'

Carefree luggage.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World's Easiest Airport

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Expense account or regular?"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Airport

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Technological Dependence.

'He must be going economy!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Be open to help.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Airport Bored Rooms

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

Mass Travel

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'Bed & Bagel'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."