Frequent Business Trips Gifts

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World's Easiest Airport

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Airport

"Expense account or regular?"

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Technological Dependence.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'He must be going economy!'

Airport Bored Rooms

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

'Business or pleasure?'

Business-Class.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"Hell: The Airport"

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Airline Mergers.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."