Business Outings Gifts

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World's Easiest Airport

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

School trip little porters.

"Expense account or regular?"

Airport

Technological Dependence.

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

A Day in the Country.

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Watching the football.

'He must be going economy!'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

Airport Bored Rooms

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Business-Class.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Hell: The Airport"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'Business or pleasure?'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Airline Mergers.