Business Trip Preparation Gifts

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World's Easiest Airport

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Technological Dependence.

Airport

'He must be going economy!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

Airport Bored Rooms

"Hell: The Airport"

Business-Class.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

'Business or pleasure?'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Airline Mergers.

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."