Business Trip Preparation T-Shirts

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

The World's Easiest Airport

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Expense account or regular?"

Airport

Technological Dependence.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'He must be going economy!'

Airport Bored Rooms

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"Hell: The Airport"

Business-Class.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Business or pleasure?'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Airline Mergers.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'