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'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World's Easiest Airport

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

A private jet takes off

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Technological Dependence.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Airport

"Expense account or regular?"

'He must be going economy!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Airport Bored Rooms

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'Business or pleasure?'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"Hell: The Airport"

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Business-Class.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Airline Mergers.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."