First Business Trip T-Shirts

"Hi. I'm new around here."

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

The World's Easiest Airport

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Airport

Technological Dependence.

"Expense account or regular?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'He must be going economy!'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Airport Bored Rooms

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'Business or pleasure?'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Business-Class.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"Hell: The Airport"

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...