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'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

The Pooperrazzi

Fishing Contest

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Coarse Fishing.

A heron wearing waders.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

A Better Life

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

'Fire straw one!'

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."