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Souvenirs.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"I can see our house from here."

Dam it all

Artex cartoon

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

Fishing Contest

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

Licensing Officer

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

Airport Cheerleader

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

'We're lucky. This stream could be next to a paper mill instead of a brewery.'