Ranch Lifestyle Pillows

'Well any Pal o' yours is a pal o' mine.'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"They're comfortable."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Motorherd

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Sick Rancher Humor

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

Cow duel.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

The Not So Wild West

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'Mama! Aliens.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'