Day Laborer Gifts

"Welcome to the United States."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Time Clock

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

Top - Perhaps

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Well paid job

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

None O' Your Larks

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

Workers rest

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

Labor abuse