Hard Worker Gifts

Santa's days off.

'Wait for me!'

'Your wife called to remind you that she still exists.'

'He worked to the day he died.'

Low-Energy Drinks

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

Busy day at the office.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

"Welcome to the United States."

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Manual Worker

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

Death from Overwork.