Working Hard Gifts

"I don't know why these people are complaining, we give them stimulating,challenging work...and we let them do it for 80 hours a week."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Well, looks like your life is just like mine: Work, work, work...'

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

"Maureen, A pillow."

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'All work and no play make Johnny a dull boy...keep it up, Johnny!'

'I hate it when you bring work home!'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

"Baldo, now I'm worried. You've been working and working...and you still don't have much money saved up."

The Graduate

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Burning the midnight oil.

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

37 years in the same position.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Work Parfait

Overworked in the office

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Working hours.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."