Hard Worker Club Member Gifts

Bill finally receives a celery commensurate with his responsibilities.

Time for vacation, time for work.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The only thing worse than being unemployed is having a job."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Labor Day '19

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Men drinking

"Maureen, A pillow."

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

Death from Overwork.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Learning.

Unison plans strikes

'Put the hours in, keep your nose to the grindstone and in 50 years you could be sitting in my seat.'

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

'Your wife called to remind you that she still exists.'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"