Auto Club Worker Gifts

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

Stimulus bust

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Bouncer.

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

Where's the difference?

General Motors.

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

Crash test dummy unemployed begging.

'Do you cover the deductible?'

'This may take more work than we thought.'

"Can you deliver that to me?"

Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled.

"You're a lousy grocery store."

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

New Big Three bailout cars?

Employee of the Month: Mr Wiggles.

Union Label is Edsel

"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."

Museum: Old Detroit.