Auto Club Worker Pillows

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

Stimulus bust

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

Bouncer.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

Crash test dummy unemployed begging.

Where's the difference?

General Motors.

'This may take more work than we thought.'

'Do you cover the deductible?'

"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

"Can you deliver that to me?"

"You're a lousy grocery store."

Union Label is Edsel

Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled.

New Big Three bailout cars?

Employee of the Month: Mr Wiggles.