Automobile Club Member Pillows

'Call the auto club and have them send over another slave.'

"What old school? This is my life."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"...And when you turn eighteen, you go over to the dark side, like Mom and Dad."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

The not so easy rider...

'We offer counselling for customers with gearbox issues.'

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

'It's not for sale.'

Cricket Prospects.

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

My latest invention is genius. It's an affinity card for our best customers. That's not a new idea. Airlines, rental car agencies, hotels … They all have loyalty programs where you can earn discounts and special treatment. Spare me. Ours has a way better name: The Cafe Exclusive VIP Premier Executive Best Customer Reward Program. And we don't trouble customers with confusing discounts and benefits. All hail the VIP premier cheapskate.

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

Al's City Toe Truck Service.

I can't stand it when they double park!