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"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Bob's Driving School.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

'Right hand down a bit.'

Sat Nag

School of Backseat Driving

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled.

The Illuminati of the Subway

"I feel as if we've known them for years."

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."

A dog driving a car

"We apologise for the delay..."

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

Driving To Hell and Back

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

"Do you have to be such a backseat driver?"

'Call the auto club and have them send over another slave.'