Backseat Driver Aficionado Pillows

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

I love my motor.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Stone Age Driving Test

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"You're very courteous for a hog"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"You call that teaching."

Backseat Predators

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'How was my emergency stop?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

'Morning Mr Walker, remember me? You sacked me last month...'

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"