Backseat Driver Extraordinaire Pillows

Driving To Hell and Back

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

"I could stick that landing."

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Backseat Predators

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Sat Nag

"The diagnostics all say the car's fine but your driving needs major adjustments."

"My last dog always too a right there."

School of Backseat Driving

"You're doing it wrong."

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

'After chauffeuring the kids around for years, this business seemed like a natural!'

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

"Stop it!"

'Throw in a 'ooh, you missed a short cut there' and you'll pass easily...'

You're turning onto Jackson? Miller is waaaay faster! Watch the kid on the bike! Backseat GPS.

How To Save Gas.

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

Road Sign: You are now lost. I told you so next 30 miles.

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."