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Driving To Hell and Back

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

"I could stick that landing."

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Backseat Predators

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"My last dog always too a right there."

"The diagnostics all say the car's fine but your driving needs major adjustments."

Sat Nag

School of Backseat Driving

"You're doing it wrong."

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

'After chauffeuring the kids around for years, this business seemed like a natural!'

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

How To Save Gas.

"Stop it!"

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."